Smooth Criminals

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Smooth Criminals..... Leanne, Aleesha, Adam, Renee and David

What is the big twist?

Leanne - 'Adam turns out to be straight!'

Adam - 'That would be a surprise!'

Leanne - 'Giant twist!'

One word to describe Perth?

Leanne - 'Small'

One word to describe Elephants?

Leanne - 'Big'

Leanne (Jackson) Age: 27 Nickname: Fifi, Dumb-butt, Nutblob

Team Info: Biblical - we are but one, we are not alone, we are bad

	What is your biggest asset? My Fro, it defines me
	What were the three most important lessons in your life? "Silicone does not make good cheek bones, don't have sleepovers, Billy Jean was not my lover
	As the president of the world, what would be the first new law you would enact? "Thriller" as a national anthem

One word to describe navigation?

Aleesha - 'Bad'

One word to describe your teammates?

Aleesha - 'Awesome'

Who is the laziest 'chaser' in your car?

Aleesha - 'Awesome?'

Aleesha (Jackson) Age: 20 Nickname: Tits McGee - I make good pancakes

Favourite Day: Sunday - Church and little boys in alter dresses

	If you were a type of animal, what would you be? Bubbles. I would feel it from the other side
	When was the last time you received a weird SMS, what was it? My Lawyer. He said leave the country
	What is your biggest asset? My Lawyer. He said leave the country. London, here I could...

One word to describe your fitness?

All - (Laughting)

Renee - 'Pedophile'

Renee (Jackson) Age: 210 Team Role: Navigator

Thoughts on ninjas: In my job, no-one ever pays me to dress up as a ninja... it's always a pirate... or a Jedi

	What coloured/style of marble would you like to be? Grey, as it doesn't matter if you're black or white
	What is the one thing you always break? The bank
	As the president of the world, what would be the first new law you would enact? Black shoes, white socks for everyone

One word to describe losing?

David - 'Not ...?'

One word to describe laughing?

David - 'Yes'

David (Jackson) Age: 20 Favourite Day: Dralday

Nickname: Michenko (butchering of my last name

	What coloured/style of marble would you like to be? White supremacy
	If you were a type of animal, what would you be? A mole... oh wait...
	What would be the theme of ‘the chase’ on your birthday? Oh? It's your birthday!? I didn't realise!

One word to describe winning?

Adam - 'Great!'

One word to describe losing?

Adam - 'Great!'

Adam (Jackson) Age: 20 Team Role: Chimpanzee

Nickname: Bubles - they call me that

	What coloured/style of marble would you like to be? Rainbow to conform to sterotypes
	What were the three most important lessons in your life? Bananas are friends, not food... all three there!
	What would be the theme of ‘the chase’ on your birthday? Cowboys!

Who is the most evilest?

David - 'Aleesha'

Who is the most sweetest?

David - 'Leanne'

One word to describe 'my' birthday?

David - 'It's your birthday?'

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